Top 10 Best Hair on TV
Counting down the longest, prettiest, and healthiest haired heroines on television
10. Kyle Richards-Umansky: She may not be the richest housewife, but she’s the one with the best hair. I have tuned into “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” since it’s inception to catch a glimpse of Kyle’s amazing long hair. She is now in her 50’s but still maintains gorgeous long and healthy natural hair. Take note all you “over-the-hill” women. You can still look stunning and feminine even in menopause.
9. Moesha: Brandy the eponymous singer from the 90’s playing another mononymous lady with long braids. Moesha and Brandi alike have become synonymous with those long, pretty and protective braids. Brandi still retains her youthful beauty rocking her braids. Many of us Disney obsessed will also be reminded Of another famous single-named character in her repertoire, Cinderella, once again proving the versatility and universal appeal of braids.
8. Cersei Lannister: Stunning, timeless, long braided hair. This is what it’s all about ladies, and it’s just that simple. Keep your hair long, and on days you are not styling it keep it braided. Cersei looks effortlessly chic even for a woman on a medieval-dystopian style show.
7. Taylor Geiney: Although many of you may not recognize this name from the ill conceived “Laguna Beach” spinoff “Newport Harbor,” a picture of the show’s most under-rated star may bring you back. Her enviable ice blonde hair was straight and shiny without a hint of brass. Unfortunately her beauty wasn’t as highly prized as that of the basic slutty chicks with average length hair. Que sera, as I always say. More long hair to myself.
6. Kalani Fagaata: When I think about the South Pacific the most recurring fantasy I have is of beautiful dancers with flower necklaces and long, dark hair. The allure of these islands even had a hold on famous men such as Marlon Brando, who took a long haired native woman for himself when he was in Tahiti filming, “Mutiny on the Bounty.” Kalani, of “90 Day Fiancé” fame is no less alluring. So much so that her South Pacific Islander lover left Samoa, the original land of long hair, to venture to a much more dicey America. Although his innocence seems to have shattered upon encountering many brash American “women,” His attraction to Kalani remains strong. As does ours (keep putting her in the spinoffs TLC, we beg you!)
5. Daenerys Targaryen: Ladies, take note. If you’d like to be badass enough to save yourself and conquer dragons yet beautiful enough to land Jason Momoa all you need is some dazzling long hair. Her beautiful braids and cascading waves only made her seem more sincere. I was determined for her to take her family’s kingdom back. Even though she turned evil in the end, she was still the queen of Westeros in my heart.
4. Topanga Lawrence: Although we’d sooner like to forget this “Boy Meets World” alum’s infamous hair chop from the episode “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.” We can still forgive her for keeping it longer than most contemporary “women.” For years I was lured in by her long, golden, straight hair that never seemed to have a dead end in sight despite reaching to her hips. Even today, Danielle Fischel maintains her long golden hair and I, like Corey, still stan hardcore.
3. Joyce Giraud: Another RHOBH alum. Joyce is known for her flowing, black, wavy hair that seems to move with her in a sensual way. A former Ms. Puerto Rico and a Ms. Universe contestant who puts many of the current ms. Universe contestants to shame with her Princess Jasmine. We’d also let her get away with impropriety (as Donald Trump did 20 years ago due to her nude photo scandal) as long as she kept that long hair.
2. Kourtney Kardashian: The eldest of the Kardashian family, Kourtney Kardashian also has the best hair. She has seldom changed it during her many years in the limelight and why would she? She has the hair of the gods. Long, smooth, shiny, and a perfect brunette shade. Proving once again that good hair doesn’t need much to be considered good. She doesn’t need all the embellishments that her sisters favor. Good hair is natural and should stay that way.
And the best hair on television is..
- Avery Warner aka Avery Dopecook: The stunning single mom of “Before the 90 Days” fame. We got to watched her long hair travel across continents and time zones to meet her undeserving crazy-eyed lover, Ash. Ash and Avery didn’t fall in love, but all the world fell in love with her long hair. We simply couldn’t wait until Big Ed got off the screen so we could admire her feminine beauty, Avery Dopecook is one of the blessed women whose hair stays long and strong after dying it pastel pink and she still looks as gorgeous as ever. Hey Avery, if you’re over Ash, give us a call.